Welcome to ROTNblog.com A bitchin’ blog for nerds from a nerd blogger who likes to bitch. Matt, from SteveAndMattAreJerks.com var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6162572-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @revengeofthenerd)http://rotnblog.com/This year’s Oscars: 3 plus hours of discomfort and awkwardness. So far.http://rotnblog.com/post/434280840http://rotnblog.com/post/434280840Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:57:20 -0500Also…let’s cut to a candid shot of Kathy Bates again. And again. And again.http://rotnblog.com/post/434280834http://rotnblog.com/post/434280834Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:57:20 -0500<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/03/01/AR2010030103497_2.html?hpid=news-col-blog&sid=ST2010030103660">My theory on a possible Lost FAIL becomes more realistic.</a>http://rotnblog.com/post/428406369http://rotnblog.com/post/428406369Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:29:19 -0500lostcarlton cusedamon lindelof I want us all to take a moment, please, to remember our dear friend, Diana House.  Diana, the...http://rotnblog.com/post/422237404http://rotnblog.com/post/422237404Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:35:00 -0500ibcdiana houseinflammatory breast cancerblade runnerlegosrob brickentopless robotbambridge projectsam mendesron jonesjuliet rylancemark bennettshakespearethe tempestas you like itbrooklynlostdollhousejoss whedonj.j. abramsdamon lindelofcarlton cusebsgbattlestar galacticageorge lucasstar warsphantom menacemidichloriansfight club<a href="http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/02/captain_mals_wake-up_call_to_the_space_shuttle.php">Yes. Just...yes.</a>http://rotnblog.com/post/392963019http://rotnblog.com/post/392963019Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:38:07 -0500Alert: this is a Dollhouse-centric blog entry, so if you didn’t watch it, you’ll only be...http://rotnblog.com/post/385743065http://rotnblog.com/post/385743065Fri, 12 Feb 2010 12:30:00 -0500dollhousejoss whedonignio9epitaph twomacguffineliza dushkufran kranzfelicia dayapocalypsearmageddonalan tudykbuffyangelfireflydr. horriblelissiejersey shore Dear Rob, I debated starting this letter with the endearing nickname of Meathead, but it...http://rotnblog.com/post/365253049http://rotnblog.com/post/365253049Mon, 01 Feb 2010 11:04:19 -0500rob reinerall in the familyjohn mctiernanjohn badhamsteven spielbergjames cameronquentin tarantinothis is spinal tapstand by methe princess bridewhen harry met sallya few good menamerican presidentghosts of mississippimiseryjack nicholsonthe dark knightgiglimichelle pfiefferkate hudsonjennifer anistonannette beningmichael j. foxmandy patinkinandre the giantroman polansky<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwqj5qthqr1qzni58o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tv.ign.com/articles/106/1063125p1.html" target="_blank">IGN</a> truly never ceases to amaze me.  Reviewing a talk show is nonsense for these hack critics to begin with, let alone for one to claim retrospectively “we were going to keep reviewing it over time but failed to” (you didn’ t because it’d waste our time; we know that, you know that.)</p> <p>But ‘segway’ instead of ‘segue’?  Who the crap is your editor, <a href="http://blogs.ign.com/jonahkrakow/" target="_blank">Jonah Krakow</a>?  Was it <a href="http://blog.mlive.com/grpress/news_impact/2009/07/large_gob-segway.jpg" target="_blank">GOB</a> from Arrested Development or perhaps <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSWkg6F0wFg" target="_blank">Ellen Degeneres</a>?  I look forward to the edit fix.  Then again, it is IGN after all; it may stay.</p> <p>Anywho, miss you already, Conando.</p> <p>-M</p>http://rotnblog.com/post/350169620http://rotnblog.com/post/350169620Sat, 23 Jan 2010 23:58:00 -0500is amused Hulu cut out Conan’s Bugatti bit because of $$$. Ha! Check it here:...http://rotnblog.com/post/346176838http://rotnblog.com/post/346176838Thu, 21 Jan 2010 12:12:29 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwlu54NKoQ1qzni58o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My brother is churning out yet another future nerd.  What ridiculous onesie should I get this one?</p> <p>A) Star Wars (again)</p> <p>B) Miami Dolphins (again)</p> <p>C) <a href="http://www.teedious.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/newbie-square.gif" target="_blank">This one</a></p> <p>D) Your suggestion!</p> <p>Tell me readers!  What sort of ridiculous outfit should I get this little Steinhart, due in July?</p>http://rotnblog.com/post/346108602http://rotnblog.com/post/346108602Thu, 21 Jan 2010 11:07:31 -0500Is it “Let’s make fun of Alec Baldwin” night in Hollywood?http://rotnblog.com/post/340397530http://rotnblog.com/post/340397530Mon, 18 Jan 2010 00:44:05 -0500First off, not to pretend that I pay attention to important current events, but seriously, send all...http://rotnblog.com/post/332516001http://rotnblog.com/post/332516001Wed, 13 Jan 2010 10:55:00 -0500haiticnnconan o'brienjay lenotonight showdane cooknbccomcastfantastic mr. foxgeorge clooneyjason schwartzmanmeryl streepwes andersonown wilsonup in the airavatarhurt locker500 days of summerupmovie reviewcriticscience fictionSpiderman 4 is dead! Blessing not-so-much in disguise.http://rotnblog.com/post/329729721http://rotnblog.com/post/329729721Mon, 11 Jan 2010 21:22:41 -0500Dollhouse sucker punch.http://rotnblog.com/post/328128651http://rotnblog.com/post/328128651Sun, 10 Jan 2010 23:30:11 -0500Oh, the movies.  Ya know, I’m pretty lucky to (1) have a new movie theater four blocks from my...http://rotnblog.com/post/322036222http://rotnblog.com/post/322036222Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:49:00 -0500hobokenindie filmsindependent filmavatarup in the airhurt lockerphantom menacestar warsgeorge lucasjames cameronjames cameronsigourney weaversam worthingtonzoe saldanana'vipandorajason reitmangeorge clooneyjunoocean's 11jason batemanj.k. simmonswes andersonanna kendrickkathryn bigelowjeremy rennerpoint breakpeter traversiraqiraq warIs anyone else enjoying Google’s use of Blade Runner references for its products? Let’s...http://rotnblog.com/post/318347185http://rotnblog.com/post/318347185Tue, 05 Jan 2010 12:38:52 -0500 Yep, that’s me.  Happy Hanukkah to me!  My sister-in-law knows me better than I know...http://rotnblog.com/post/318237527http://rotnblog.com/post/318237527Tue, 05 Jan 2010 10:51:00 -0500rotnblogmiami dolphinstiger woodsbrittany murphyavatarup in the airhurt lockerdollhouserob reineribc projectfran dreschersteve and matt are jerksjim carreystormtroopermarc eckois sad to hear that Dollhouse has been officially axed (Shocker!) But this means that the Dr....http://rotnblog.com/post/240801655http://rotnblog.com/post/240801655Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:46:55 -0500“It’s the power of Mad Men that just seeing them come up with the idea for Pryce to fire...http://rotnblog.com/post/238309965http://rotnblog.com/post/238309965Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:50:00 -0500ign.comignmad menamcreviewdon draperjon hammeric goldman<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zQVfOguNWBw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zQVfOguNWBw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Holy hell.</p>http://rotnblog.com/post/234085376http://rotnblog.com/post/234085376Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:55:36 -0500