The typos may be gone by the time you read this but, as usual, they %$&$%*ing suck. Also, I think I had an aneurysm while trying to comprehend this sentence. 1 year ago
Revenge of the Nerd
The typos may be gone by the time you read this but, as usual, they %$&$%*ing suck. Also, I think I had an aneurysm while trying to comprehend this sentence. 1 year ago
Show Round Up

TV Shows I watch regularly (that are currently on air):
Jeopardy
Iron Chef America
The Walking Dead
Dexter
Mad Men
Glee
The Office
Community
Fringe
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Batman: Brave and the Bold
Smallville
Saturday Night Live
Of those core shows, which will I continue to watch out of adoration:
The Walking Dead
Dexter
Mad Men
Community
Fringe
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Batman: Brave and the Bold
Of those core shows, which will I continue to watch because of my obsessive ‘completist’ nature:
Glee
The Office
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Of those core shows, which will I continue to watch because I have truly awful taste:
Smallville
Of those core shows, which are purely guilty pleasures:
Iron Chef America
Saturday Night Live
Of those core shows, which will I continue to watch because I’m an elitist asshole who strives for knowledge but thinks he’s smarter than everyone else (except his girlfriend):
Jeopardy
-M
Resurgence
If you’ve been properly stalking me, you may have noticed I made a desperate request to my old pal, Steve. You see, he’s been…well…I really don’t know what or how he’s been doing, just that I know he’s been very busy, and we all miss him, and this video is just the first in many attempts to revive him, us, and the comedic styles that once graced the pages of SteveAndMattAreJerks.com. I’m hopeful for a response.
Matt Makes Weird Faces in an Attempt to Bring Steve Out of Obscurity from Matt and Steve on Vimeo.
To say I’ve been busy these past few months would be an understatement. I’m still working at the same ad agency as in the past, but under a different title with a great deal more responsibilities. Let’s just say, I’ll be heavily involved in some things going down on February 6th.
Anywho, a lot has been going on. I made it to a Back to the Future 25th Celebration, thanks to my amazing pal, Jess. Michael J. Fox was within two feet of me. He may remember as creepy gakwer #43.

In other news, family has been a priority for me as of late, and that will probably not change. So many things (i.e., this site), fall by the wayside. But I still want to churn out nerd gold, or maybe silver considering my incredibly ability to go on tangents. Case in point.
I also have a question for you guys. Without giving too much away, I saw the new Harry Potter movie the other day, and noticed something about my movie-viewing experience. When characters kick the bucket, I’m bothered (depending on emotional impact), but never tormented. But if an animal bites it, dear God. I lose my shit. It’s sort of why I hated I Am Legend. Actually, it’s EXACTLY why I hated it. I hate it more than IGN’s Eric Goldman and his continued butchering of the written word.
But why is that? Why do animal deaths bug me more than human deaths? Am I a puss? Is it because they are technically more innocent than us? Is it because the sacrifice of a creature is somehow more significant in film because I’m desensitized to human death on screen? (THANKS MICHAEL BAY!) I mean, I’m no vegetarian, so it’s not like I have animal causes or something. Tell me, people. WHY?!
Because right now, I’m leaning towards just being a puss.
-M
1 year agoMARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON (via jemguy321)
It’s rare that something can be so adorable and so hilarious at the same time.
Why…
Why would anyone do this?
I mean. I love it. But I hate it. I love that it’s an ode to some great games, especially Kung Fu, but what kind of crack are the Swedes on?
However, this does make me feel better about any moment in my life seen as a lack in productivity. Wait a sec. No, it makes me feel worse.
via Topless Robot
1 year agoWarning: Extremely Nerdy Post Below
You’ve been warned.

So I’ve been sick all week with a rather unpleasant but manageable infection. If you know me at all, you know I hate what I cannot control, so when my immune system is ravaged by random bacteria more than likely acquired from the lovely germ smorgasbords that are the Newark, O’Hare, SeaTac, and LaGuardia airports, not to mention the ever-so-petri airplanes themselves, you know I am a barrel of laughs. God bless my amazing, beautiful, patience-of-steel girlfriend who had to suffer me. Just thought I’d keep you all in the loop, as you are ever at the edge of your computer chairs awaiting my next blog.
So looking into the indefinable future, there will be some marked changes soon, possibly including banners, a site name change, and alterations in format. I’m going to try and give solid, reasonably long blogs once or twice a week, and as always, throw in some ridiculous nonsense I found on the internet as frequently as possible. I now have what my Verizon salesman referred to as “a real phone” in the Droid Incredible, so we’ll see what juicing this thing up gets me. Wouldn’t it be sweet if I made my own app? You know, you click a little icon of my face and your phone makes a sarcastic comment fused with a Joss Whedon reference? Yep, that’s right. I just summed up my entire blog right there.
Aaaanywho, I did what any sick person does in their bed-ridden existence. I watched a ton of stuff until my eyes started to bleed (hopefully unrelated to infection and in no way Le Chiffre Disease). I started watching some BSG from scratch and it still stands that Season One is damn good. It really gropes you…err…ropes you in. Sorry, Six and Eight are just ridiculous. Also, I read the first five chapters to the Making of Indiana Jones, which are the Raiders chapters, and then watched Raiders of the Lost Ark itself. It was sort of a film thesis-esque experiment. I wanted to see what I’d learned, and apply it to what I’m watching. I tried doing the same with the Making of Star Wars, but that book is so chock full of info, it’s borderline impossible to remember how many things ILM invented (read: a shit ton), and then remember how it’s applied in the movie. However, if you read about one truly cool thing they did for Raiders (and again, there are tons, because ILM takes the cake as ever), it’s the creation of the ghosts at the film’s end. I won’t spoil it, but I just find that to be the coolest job ever, and to succeed is even more amazing. “Hey, guys, we, uh, need ghosts to float all over these live action characters and make it not look like total garbage. Also, no technology exists yet to do this convincingly, and the movie is coming out in six months. Later!”
What is startling for me as a long time Spielberg and Lucas fan is the very contrast in their personalities, at least, from the impression of the book. They’re both perfectionists, which I admire and emulate. But Spielberg seemed like somewhat of a cry baby during the shoot, and Lucas had clearly turned into a marketing machine. They gloss over it in such a way that all these habits are assumed, but reading it carefully, it was incredibly obvious that J.W. Rinzler wanted to respectfully elucidate flaws. Harrison Ford is probably the only character of the bunch who you can tell hasn’t changed over the years. Spielberg has become calmer and more confident, an aged pro, but Harrison, he’s quiet, opinionated, and only interested in the filmmaking process. He was that way then, he’s that way now. Reading about Lucas in the Making of Star Wars, however, oy, he starts out so flushed into his own artwork. He’s neurotic, easily stressed, and very protective of his ideas. This to me sounded like any normal creative. But by film’s end, and certainly clear here in Making of Indy, he’s a cash cow hoping he doesn’t piss off the production company. Essentially, he’s exactly what we feared: a sell-out. A brilliant one who made his own, cough, empire with almost politic sleekness, but a sell-out nevertheless.
Spielberg here respects his need for peacetime amongst creative and backers, but you can’t help but feel like Lucas really gave it all up because he was tired and figured it was easier to let other people do the work. Star Wars was an amazing achievement, a game changer, but buddy, sitting on your laurels doesn’t cut it for the bleeding heart artist. I think Spielberg represented that, and Lucas was sort of a buck passer (though Spielberg is clearly the more talented artist). Then again, I haven’t completed this book through Crystal Skull (god help me), and God only knows what The Making of Empire Strikes Back will lay out. I’m hoping we get a cliffhanger like Empire itself, with Lucas cutting Gary Kurtz’s hand off (metaphorically) with an Ewok lunch box (metaphorically).
No, I want that all to have literally happened, despite the fact that Gary Kurtz has two totally normal human hands.
OR DOES HE??!?!?!
-M
1 year agoDream Mission
By the way, the site will be going through some re-branding soon, so get psyched.

Oh hey, do you remember that time when Tom Cruise was a movie star? You know, back in the 90’s?
Wait, do you even remember the 90’s? A/S/L?
So in between babysitting over at my brother’s in Yakima, WA, I decided to relax and watch some TV. It is vacation after all. And what should I come across but one of my favorite movies. Mission: Impossible. Yes, the Tom Cruise-vehicle that turned Jim Phelps into Jon Voight (and a d-bag). I also refer to it as Brian DePalma’s Last Stand. Seriously, do you remember when DePalma was one of the greats, or at least an also-ran amongst greats like Spielberg and Coppola? What happened, guy? He was buddies with George Lucas, so I assume it has something to do with that.
Anyway, I saw MI1 back when it was in theaters, so I suppose I was an impressionable 12 year old who knew a sure thing when he saw it. That or my dad had no interest in seeing anything else that opened that weekend and I was easily brainwashed. What is so bizarre to me was and is the polarity of opinions on this film. It is enjoyed for its action, and Tom Cruise really shines if you ask me, but people complained about the incoherency of the plot. It was considered confusing, filled with one too many twists, and was bogged down by its abundance of meticulousness. Positive reviews called it solid summer entertainment. I wonder about the grumbling MI caused, this apparently overly complex summer action flick with a movie star acting his face off, a suspense movie with a number of character actors and a ton of plot elements, driven by a household name director. I want you to read the last few sentences over again.
Does this remind you of anything? Any movie come to mind? Seriously, think again if you haven’t figured it out already. Yep. Christopher Nolan’s epic(ly confusing) Inception came out fifteen years ago.
Okay, yes, I’m being a bit sharp here, considering the plots are utterly different and one film is based off of a TV franchise (granted, it took a ton of liberties and deviated from its source), but the similarities are there:
- Stars Leo Dicaprio/Tom Cruise.
- Auteur directors Nolan/DePalma.
- Mentor characters in Michael Caine/Jon Voight.
- International cast of supporting players, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Cillian Murphy, Tom Hardy, Ken Watanabe, Ellen Page, versus Jean Reno, Ving Rhames, Henry Czerny, Kristin Scott Thomas and Vanessa Redgrave.
- Reigniting old careers with Tom Berenger and Lukas Haas, or say Jon Voight and Emilio Estevez.
- French femme fatales, Marion Cotillard and Emmanuelle Béart
- Layered plot lines (Inception’s is literally layered, while MI1 is more spread across with various plot elements)
- Iconic sequences, with Inception’s hallway fight with Arthur and MI1’s acrobatic vault theft scene.
- They are essentially special effects-heavy heist movies with elaborate sets
- Both Inception and MI1 open with a failed mission, leading to a risky major heist executed by a team of specialists, and both plans are used as money earners for the supporting team while clearing the lead character’s criminal name!
The one thing I will say creates a strong line between them is that Inception is intended to make you ask yourself questions. It’s a movie intended for “audience interpretation.” Mission: Impossible has no mystery in the end. The mysteries exist within the film and end within the film. Inception is a thinking person’s movie, meant to make you question what just happened. And what is really surprising to me is Inception is pretty beloved, but those who disliked it seemed irritated by its convolution and lack of answers. Well, MI1 won’t step away from that confusing element, but it certainly will give you answers, so maybe Inception’s detractors would enjoy it. Still, I enjoyed both films enormously, so it’s safe to say I’m good with confusing plot elements.
But aren’t the similarities just a bit freaky or are they both just standard heist movie fare? Seems awfully coincidental to me. What do you think? Did I miss any?
-M
The Star Wars movies are being released on Blu-Ray. And I couldn’t care less. Yup, you heard that right.
1 year agoJust followed @Free4NYC because @LaurenUES bitched at me today at work to get her free tickets to a team…I tolerate.
1 year agoReturn
I think I’m finally going to bring this blog back. After my vacation. Maybe during.
In the mean time, while I consider writing about Inception (since my blog on Chris Nolan’s Dark Knight was one of my most “I’m going to e-mail you, you opinionated blogging bastard, until you die”-worthy entries, watch this wonderful mash-up of the movie’s music…and an idiot.
Inception Ice Cream Truck Out of Nowhere - watch more funny videos
-Matt